Sacrificial Stars Or Dreadnaught Love

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darque13 asked: In a fight between Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Black Widow. Who would win. And further more who would have the better wise cracks? You've been ASKED!!!

bluedogeyes:

I’ll leave this with someone better suited to respond.

“Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray,”

 “Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken

 she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her.

Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly burying her — Buffy just arcs out of the way, grabbing the splintered cable and swinging directly onto Natasha, a bullet grazing her cheek as her feet land hard on the Russian’s shoulders, sending her back flat — crack! — on the floor,

Buffy wrenching the gun away and tossing it, fist ready for the final strike.  Natasha, struggling to stay conscious, says the fight’s over.

Buffy agrees, but Natasha explains: She poisoned Buffy hours ago.

That waitress that brought her salad …? Natasha smiles. The poison is dormant — ’til it’s activated by adrenaline.

Buffy’s eyes narrow. ‘Too bad I didn’t use any.’

Wham! Natasha’s out for the count,

and Buffy’s heading — slowly — to Willow for a mystical cleanse.

“That’d be my first guess.” - Joss Whedon

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See that’s why I like talking to Bluedogeyes!!!

Good answer.